{overheard}

Emma: I'm making a list of songs for me & Maddy to sing at the talent show. So far I have Footloops..

Me: Footloops?

Emma: Yeah, Footloops.

Me: FootLOOSE.

Emma: Footloose? 

Me: Yes. It's called Footloose, not Footloops. 

Emma: Oh, that's a dumb name for a song.

Me: And FootLOOPS isn't?

Emma: Well, at least it's a cereal name.

Me: No, that's FRUIT Loops.

Emma: Whatever.