{overheard}

B: blah blah blah darling.
L: Wait. Darling?
B: Yes, you're my darling.
L: No, I'm really not. I don't think I like darling.
B: I can't call you darling? What can I call you?
L: I like baby, babe, or especially babes. Like you already do. Don't change it now.
B: What about my hoe?
L: Um, no.
B: Baby mama?
L: Sure, call me whatever you want baby daddy.

later....


B: Friday you get off early, right? Since I'm off, I'm taking my baby to the movies, sound good?
L: Sure. Can I go to?
B: I said you, you fool.
L: You said 'your baby'. I'm technically not the baby anymore.
B: OK, fine. Friday I'm taking my hoe to the movies.
L: Whatever, as long as you let her pick the movie, I'm sure she won't mind.